• Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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10knotes:

duchessofdeviance:

role model

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

  • u: i dont like ur favorite character
  • me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
  • me irl: wtf the fuck..............

dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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dudewithabow:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

barbie-shoes:

Something positive to end a trying day :)

tevlek:

Bette Midler, baby!

pinklikeme:

snowleopardferret:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

pinklikeme:

snowleopardferret:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

Regina? I know you’re in there, I can see the lights on.

likedevils:

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