janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

lostgirlgifs:

3 things per season:

season 2 ♦ (3/3) things - quotes

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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theheirsofdurin:

Mirkwood trio + faceless

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC CAN SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS. NO SKIPPING.

  1. Mr. Highway’s Thinking About the End - A Day to Remember
  2. [Coffee’s For Closers] - Fall Out Boy
  3. Hello Seattle - Owl City
  4. Risque - Cute is What We Aim For
  5. Girls - Mayday Parade
  6. T.N.T. - AC/DC
  7. I Stand Alone - Godsmack
  8. Mountain Sound - Of Monsters and Men
  9. Set Off - Hey Monday
  10. All I Ever Wanted - Shinedown

flowerflies:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

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me:

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

americxanhorrorstory:

poeticscreams:

americxanhorrorstory:

VIOLENTLY SINGING ALONG TO THE AMERICAN HORROR STORY THEME TUNE

BUT THERES NO WORDS IN THE THEME

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shmoo06:

My jaw dropped. #HeyUSA

love if you can, and be loved